Austin Moment

When a guy says that he has a girlfriend but when asked says he doesn't actually have one.

Guy 1: "Dumbass doesn't actually have a girlfriend"
Guy 2: "No I was just kidding fellas"
Guy 1: "This an Austin Moment."

by K13R4N July 24, 2021

Austin

Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick

Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick

by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024

Austin

Austin is very kind and sweet and cares about others, he will listen and always be there for you, he is very considerate of others. He is also very funny and cute. We love Austin

Austin is very considerate

by kennneeeyyyyy April 7, 2022

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin Sween

Built like Shakira. Click clacking them toes. His hair lookes like baked beans. Needs Cheezits while watching Netflix.

Austin Sween - Does Math IXL
Also Austin Sween - Cries 2 minutes later because hes freaking out about Math IXL

by Creekhead November 15, 2019

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

Austin

someone who will fuck your mom

did you hear that austin fucked savanahs mom?

by Garneskil764 July 27, 2020