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Angry Spartan

One tapes a Spartan spear to the penile area, then before penetration one must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" Proceed until the spear exits the rear end of the receiving person. After the disembowelment, proceed to throw the now lifeless corpse into a dark pit of eternal and utter despair.
Jack: Dude guess what I did yesterday?
Person: The Angry End of the Aztec?

Jack: No bro thats weak, I did the Angry Spartan.
Person: Duuude... pimp.
by ReRun3+Drae September 28, 2011
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angry cactus

It is the flipside to Frosty the Snowman, when little border children fill up on chulupes and tacos and strap on their trainer sombreros, and dance and sing around a cactus, it comes to life and doesnt dance, but runs and wrecks havac on townspeople. It kills babies and houses criminals. It also knows how to spicy canary, but thats a different story entirely.
GAUNTAMELO AMILHIO HULIO MARTINEZ-GOMEZ-SANCHAZ! TAKE OFF THAT SOMBRERO AND PUKE UP THAT BURRITO! If you sing around that cactus it will become an angry cactus and eat a baby.
by Yugio Cards November 14, 2011
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angry dog

When your dressed as a furry and your boyfriend accidentally rips the suit while your getting pounded to hard
hey my boyfriend made me an angry dog last night
by jimdogg27078 June 18, 2018
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angry bread sex

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
by Liquormage August 12, 2017
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Angry Shower

When you get in your shower and find a dead hampster inside and pick it up and begin to furiously fuck it until it falls apart and goes down the drain and fucks up your water supply then you finish your shower angrily.
Friend:Jim why are you so pissed off?

Jim:” I just had an angry shower”
by Revive. survive. strive. February 23, 2018
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angry bird

Hanging from the ceiling fan and taking a dump on your girl from above like an angry bird
Got a little too drunk and gave the old lady an angry bird
by mrpalermo March 6, 2018
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Angry Black Woman

A stereotype in many parts of American culture — including the workplace. Studies show people in organizations believe Black women are more likely to have belligerent, contentious, and angry personalities, an assumption not as readily assigned to other men and women when engaging in the same activity. Definition is paraphrased from a Harvard Business Review Source.

The ABW stereotype is so prevalent, that people who have never experienced the blowback from being passionate about a cause as a Black Woman, really believe she exists. They therefore define her in cheeky, racist and stereotypical terms as some 'angry "sista" with a bad or "street" attitude.' They don't realize the behavioral science behind the ignorance...and in defining the term incorrectly the become part of the problem.
Black Female Manager: I'll want to throttle my passion for correcting this indiscretion (whatever it is), so that I don't come across as an Angry Black Woman (ABW) in the minds of my associates!?
by Craig M42. December 1, 2022
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