Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

by Kdangle November 8, 2019

Evan Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT covered in oil.

Timmy: Did you see "Evan Oiled Up"?
Ken: I'd love to see "Evan Oiled Up"!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan

Though sometimesEvan seems self centered, he is! He takes pride in the little things his family and work. He is very passionate about what he adores but...his high self esteem get in his way. Did I mention he has a weak spot for women he can’t have? Anyways Keep Your Evan close to you

We get it Evan you won the football game.....

Cool! Thanks for the speech Evan!

by Mis///casssteneda April 19, 2021

Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

by Stupid888 November 26, 2019

Evan

A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.

Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!

by Evan Hua November 21, 2021