Alpha skibidi uwu onichan pookie is a word of actually a sentece which you can call your friend as a joke
by ermwhatthesigma1234 July 01, 2024
An Alpha Gay is a group of buys in Britain who seem straight when around other men but turn into a bunch of testosterone dickheads when women are around. The Gay prt is because they are always extremely homophobic and would hate to be called gay.
by Nobbybobby December 14, 2021
A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of ยฃ30m.
After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
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