confloofy time

The act of a sick disturbed loser having sex with an animal, after being rejected by every single living woman.

person 1: Looks like he’ll be a virgin for life
person 2: Yeah, unless he he bas confloofy time

by Vaste June 14, 2023

Finny time

A magical time which arrives generally as a consequence of massive alcohol intake. Ones accent may change to a heavy dublin dialect, and the current situation will take a far more surreal direction.

"Having a few pints with the lads last night and BAM! , next thing you know it was finny time. Don't know where i am now".

by badgersaurusrex December 4, 2014

time ripper

Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.

The Urban Dictionary is a real time ripper.

by Lude February 11, 2005

knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

by Darksim23 September 8, 2016

demon time

evil time

her: it's demon time😈
him: what's that
her: time to do something evil/bad 😈

by princessmari September 19, 2021

buying time

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is purposely delaying an action or very deliberately pushing off a decision to be made sometime later.

Jill is afraid to jump off the bungee jumping deck, so she is standing there buying time by talking about how afraid she is instead of jumping.

by Zakwak July 4, 2017

dick time

An act of masturbation most men engage in to start their day. It usually happens in the morning during a really long shower,after a workout, or after work in order to get the lead out.

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

Dude 1:"Oh man, just got out of the gym, bout to go to the shower and have some dick time!"

Dude 2 :"he'll yeah me too catch you later!"

"Bae won't come through so I guess it's dick time..."

by theseven September 6, 2014