Almost

Saddest word in the whole world

He was almost in love.
She was almost good for him.
He almost stopped her.
She almost made it.
He almost lived.
They almost made it.

by UR<3 December 4, 2021

Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

almischa

the definition of a perfect man , handsome, kind, and wise

that guy's middle name is almischa

by dracko500 December 18, 2021

almiworld

almiworld, peace and happiness for certain individuals with the name almi

almiworld ta ha loqken

by albanian no cap January 3, 2022

Alme

Better than you

I am alme

by Oioi1010 January 3, 2022

almödi

A retarded mountain person

She said Cooper Kupp looks like a real almödi

by German American dude January 9, 2022

Almas

Almas funniest person you’ll ever meet

“Omg there is Almas”

“Who’s that?”
“The most funniest person ever!”

by fvoslut January 18, 2022