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molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.
'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'
by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015
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Molly

Molly is a girl who you can't fully trust she may break your heart and leave you with nothing after lying to you your whole relationship then after be friends and then act like nothing happened even though you know everything or she can be the most beautiful person in the room the only one you wanna spend time with and that's why you shouldn't always trust but most of the time you should value a molly they are amazing people
Riley: oh look there's that nice girl
Jacob: she must be a molly
by PODGEONETINA July 6, 2022
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Molly and Danni

The literal lengest of them all and the coolest. We stan Robert pattison. All Roberts are hot
Molly and Danni are so leng
by Welove69happybirthdayrob November 26, 2020
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Molly Agar

Oh? Why do I feel I so warm but it's -40c and my toes are cold? It must be because Molly Agar is radiating her beauty once again. What a bitch,
by Mr Tacoma December 17, 2020
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Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.
“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”
by Jnardooo August 27, 2023
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Mollie Brian

Mollie Brian is a fascinating person who is amazing to be around. She has a nice personality and is very pretty. If you know a Mollie Brian you are very lucky 😎
by Smith_Ben. November 6, 2020
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Surprise Molly

A game involving MDMA.

First off you assemble some sort of list with the names of all the people who want to participate in "Surprise Molly". After, gather up enough people to join, they need to sign some sort of waiver and agree on a set amount of molly. Then you write everyone`s name on different pieces of paper and put the papers in a hat. Then everyone comes together and each person takes a piece of paper. This is your "Surprise Molly" target.

Once you receive you receive your "Surprise Molly" target, you have two weeks to attack. You must find some sort of way to get your "Surprise Molly" target to take molly without knowing. For example: put the molly in food and get your "Surprise Molly" target to eat it. The goal is to have your "Surprise Molly" target roll in a good environment (perhaps a party?) successfully without knowing. The only time in which you can talk about molly with your "Surprise Molly" target is if they approach you and ask if they`re on molly. You reply with just a "yes" or "no".

If you do not get your "Surprise Molly" target to consume molly unknowingly, then you lose and do not move on to the next round. You repeat this process once every two months (or one or three etc). You play until there is one person left. They are the "Surprise Molly" champion.
Rick: Yo, let`s get the gang to start up a game of surprise molly!

Darren: Yeah man, great idea!
by ¢!0µ∂ October 18, 2013
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