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Mason Michael Awn

A convicted felon and sex offender, instrumental in the kidnapping of young girls for Jeffrey Epstein's private island. He is extremely sexist and is known to whip and nae-nae around his potential victims.
- "That bastard Mason Michael Awn stole my firstborn daughter just last week."
- "Classic Mason Michael Awn move."
by EldenJohn April 28, 2022
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Mason

Ugly fat slut who nobody likes and he is a fat cunt with no life and he acts like a little whore. he thinks he’s so cool but he’s not. He also looks like a emo hoe all of the time. If u see this mason, kill urself. he also has a small dick
“ Yoo who’s that mason kid “
“ oh. him? he’s that weird emo cunt. “
by MARTHAN778272 January 4, 2024
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Mason

A guy who is usually in baseball or some kind of American sport and likes to pressure women into dating them. He’s pretty funny to be around but can gaslight people easily. Masons are 2/10 stars on yelp
Rochelle- Omg it’s mason!
Other guy- Ew why are you friends with him? He treats you like shit
by Pseudonym812 December 23, 2022
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mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.
Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???
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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Mason

A guy who cannot be left alone with any drugs and or alcohol. He tends to have a raging god complex that is not well deserved and is probably bipolar. Any girl who meets him will be left emotionally traumatized. Some may even find themselves with a criminal record, if so run. They will ruin your life.
Oh shit i left my beer inside, I’m sure it’ll be fine until tomorrow.”

“No dude you better get it, we got a Mason in there tonight.”
by yourmom.com13 January 25, 2024
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Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player
*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*
by Roonyfer September 5, 2025
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