potato child

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

Potato Fish

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

by DanC22 August 31, 2020

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017