Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.

Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍

by kim zeus November 5, 2020

Jason

Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.

Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"

by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020

Jason

to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay

I am Jason!

by Daucatmoi October 25, 2020

Jason

Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.

Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason

by Yelats nosaj July 3, 2021

The Jason

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.

Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.

by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

Jason

the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies

hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.

by God modding September 15, 2022

Jason park

N. Skibbity toilet Ohio rizzler with level 4 Kai cenat gyatt

You’re so Jason park, you’re so fanum tax!

by Only in ohio October 31, 2023