A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “
“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”
“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”
“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023
by Lecajun August 21, 2021
An Angry Gorilla Shot is one the world's most classiest shots you and your friends can enjoy at your local bar.
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
The drink is one standard shot, which consists of: 1/2 black sambuca, 1/2 tequila.
Hence the name "Angry Gorilla"
All quality bars will only charge you $5 for this shot.
Enjoy responsibly
by LuckNPike July 04, 2021
“It smells like gorilla toes in here”
by Wooshywooshy October 04, 2017