Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.
by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019
Get the december 19mug. A breakfast cereal made by Kellogg's. Introduced in 1967, it consisted of lightly sweetened flakes made of corn, oats, wheat, and rice, marketed as containing all required daily vitamins and iron. The product was discontinued in 2016.
by SPrice1980 May 1, 2022
Get the Product 19mug. I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
Get the October 19.National Friendzone Daymug. This date is superior, people born on this date are intelligent, smart, handsome and good at sex. They have the best possible zodiac sign and that is cancer. Which means they are only compatible with other cancers that are preferably born 2 days before, July 17th. Of course July 17th is not a bad date but it cannot be compared to July 19th.
by Dellius_19 November 22, 2021
Get the 19 julymug. The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.
Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
Get the Covid-19mug. by .pdf January 5, 2024
Get the 19 fmrmug. by Hyebun1 May 17, 2021
Get the 19mug.