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Jan 15

National ask your bf for his hoodie day
Emma: can I have your hoodie

Tyler: Yea! And why?
Emma: it’s Jan 15!
by alexia.. January 15, 2022
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January 15

National appreciation day!! Show your appreciation to your bestfriend or lover to show them how much you care about them.
Marcus: “Hey John I appreciate you!”

John: “Why say it now?”

Marcus: “ It’s January 15th!!”
by Secret writer January 15, 2022
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Andrelations 4:15

But thall will not do shit to me Andrelations 4:15
by Andrelations January 16, 2022
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may 15

person 1: aww man, i have to do homework :(
person 2: dont worry, todays may 15!!
by owo aryn May 15, 2022
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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
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15 november

The people that are pedofiles.
by Peoplehfurbfuhekw May 29, 2022
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April 15

Every april 15th the whole world will celebrate me and Nicholas
johnny: yo isn’t it April 15th today?
tom: yea man it’s national Nicholas’s and ameera day!
meaning: our day
by Uhhhmeeruhhh June 3, 2022
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