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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

by Pink pong May 13, 2020

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.
Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
Dasaun: That ain’t me.
by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
