Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

do you love welder

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.

Do you love welder? Follow me for stolen pics daily. Visit links for shirts mugs and leggings.

by Scumfrog September 1, 2018

Love

A pointless thing

Random Bitch: What is love?

Smart Bitch: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more
Gabe Itch: Love is pointless

by Beck Oliver November 22, 2020

i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Love

Somthing you’ll never experience

Nobody will ever love you

by AssCheekTheSecond November 27, 2021

DJ loves turbo

bro should seriously watch sssniperwolf

DJ loves turbo is 20 years old rn

by Radiohead lover 69 February 23, 2024

the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser

“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”

by Urby August 8, 2024