gummy bears are chasing me

Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing mee

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM

by anonymous March 5, 2025

Me

Sounds silly…
I know I am right!!!
Again a visit to the hole…
All the love it holds…

It brings tears to my eyes…

I love YOU!!!
What more can I do??
For you to see…
All the love from me…

Believe❤️❤️❤️
Is what my heart is telling me❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 December 28, 2023

Fuck me in the ass

Why the fuck did you look this up? What's wrong with you?

"Fuck me in the ass!"
"𝗧 𝗛 𝗢 𝗧 𝗗 𝗘 𝗧 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗘 𝗗"

by MrCubite December 2, 2019

rip me a pug

To ask someone to peel the skin from a sumo mandarin for you.

Variations: to rip a pug, rippin pugs.

"Ya wanna rip me a pug, babe? You know I can't resist the delicious sweetness inside that loosely skinned fruit."

"$4/pound makes it tough to be rippin pugs on the regular."

by fatsmcgee March 4, 2025

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

me

a joke that you parents made

....me

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Piek me boy

Pike me boy, but you're my sister and wrote it wrong on your shoe and this is my way of making fun of you.

"I <3 Piek me Boys"

-my sister

by Oraxen March 23, 2022