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Love

Love is a personified infection spread by the eyesight of a potential lover.

In all humans, it shuts down brainpower and replaces all current thoughts with memories (real or made up) of the host's desired fuck-buddy.

In males, it overrides the area of the brain that controls the feeling of sadness, which unfortunately also controls masturbation. F u c k

In women, it takes over the part of the brain that regulates what comes out of the mouth. This is why the whole school knows you like brad. Like it's fine to talk to your friends, but jeez gurl you sound like a politician.

It's also fatal I guess.
Justin just got hit with love, he was so young...

why is everyone so obviously in love with brad?
by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021
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Love

by Thatbitch02 May 17, 2020
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Love

when you are in love, you get butterflies whenever you are around/ talking to them. you feel like you are to attracted to them, and you wanna talk to them 24/7.. when you talk to them you feel safe inside and you feel as if you can tell them anything and everything... you’re face gets hot when talking to them, and you just feel so amazing.. you notice the small things about them.. the way there cheek bones move as they smile, the way they type, the emotions when they text, then way there voice changes when talking to you.. you start to feel like them in general is perfect, and you don’t want anyone else but them..
Girl 1: I think I’m in love with him
Girl 2: how so?
Girl 3: he gives me butterflies and he’s the only one I want.
by Skskks April 22, 2019
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Love

Tempt me…
Still replaying in my mind…
Those eyes…
The smile…
Things move!!!!
Like I know…
I would love to pause this moment…
Actually go back a few hours….
I would like to pause that one too❤️
I think at one time I was jumping in the air!!!
What can I say
It is YOU!
And I do love you!!!!
Always….

I like to tempt getting in those arms of two❤️❤️❤️🤗
Actually I would just like to succeed ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Summer-Love

The excitement of finishing a school year and having 3 months off of the best weather to mess around freely. A trip to the lake and you set gaze on someone that completely wrecks whatever else you had going through your mind as eyes match. Intensity squared. By the end of summer the rot sets in and with the reality of another school year starting and things start falling apart. The relationship ends as the rubber meets the road. Inside you're left with memories overflowing into a bottomless pit of despair. Everything comes to an end, but some ends are more painful than others. It's the intensity of summer love that keeps me coming back for more. And the candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. This is Summer-Love.
Why does that guy look so devastated?
His Summer-Love just dumped him while he was changing his life to follow her into the eternity which was the depth of their connection.
by DeCryptIcon February 17, 2022
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Love

Love is a Powerful filling and can be dangerous if You're love is to big for other people.
by anonymous January 26, 2022
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