The Hawaiian high rise is a public pooping maneuver that helps prevent but not limited to such instances as sitting on the seat itself and backsplash from the poop by being in a position where you can quickly move yourself forward as the poop exits your butt. It’s a hovering move that was put into practice after some poops in highly questionable places such as but not limited to Porta johns, popular college bars during its busiest times, airports, tradeshows, and rest areas.
by Mr. Full Disclosure August 22, 2022

by Neighbor0898 April 5, 2024

I got so molly hun last night I poured orange juice in my cereal instead of milk.
Roasted. High. Stoned. Zooted.
Roasted. High. Stoned. Zooted.
by BootieCheese333 February 8, 2021

Go to Carbon high school if you want fake friends! Also if you want to watch weekly fights between kids. If you want to date a hoe go there, or a whore you will find many players and fuck boys/ girls at this school. Carbon is getto as fuck
by Shitstain583 October 15, 2022

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023

The best High School ever where the omega god Sebby and the beautiful man baby Edison run Ms Chang’s Chinese class because we’re such scholars 🌚
girl #1: “hey do u go to Queens High School for Language Studies?”
girl #2: “yea that’s where sebby goes to the fine brown hair curly headed boy 😍😍😍😍😍 ”
girl #1: “OMG FR??? i just might have to transfer there since he’s there 😩😩😩”
girl #2: “nah back off Yeo he’s mine respectfully”
girl #2: “yea that’s where sebby goes to the fine brown hair curly headed boy 😍😍😍😍😍 ”
girl #1: “OMG FR??? i just might have to transfer there since he’s there 😩😩😩”
girl #2: “nah back off Yeo he’s mine respectfully”
by definemaster123 November 5, 2021

A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
