Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

em me

em me is a very sexy lady who is very stubborn and hot. she looks like a supermodel, has seductive eyes, and they usually have very pretty curly hair and super soft skin that is very tempting to pet. she hates facetiming unless she is talking to a fellow em me. she usually has 1-2 very close friends who she only trusts. she will only type in lowercase and loves the rain. All the guys want her all the time but she's too stubborn to love them back. em me is very artistic and oh my gosh can she cook! Em me does not usually care about people, but when she does, she will love and care for them from the bottom of her heart, so consider yourself lucky if an em me loves you back. Do not ever take an em me for granted because once you lose her, you've lost it all.

Look em me is coming, do I look presentable?

Omg I want to look as beautiful as em me!

She's just too good to be true

by meowmeow475 March 12, 2021

Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021

gelp me

gelp
ge
gggg

Person A: gelp me
Person B: what?

by sugoma balls August 8, 2021

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021