Chris Diaz

The hottest, wet inducing person you will ever meet. He is gonna be big one day. An ordinary guy, to maybe perhaps a football star.

Guy: I wish i was a Chris Diaz.

by Dover Bend September 8, 2022

chris

a nice name but a really cheap person

cheap

chris is a nice guy but also a cheap person

by Borderjumper89 September 10, 2022

Chris

Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.

He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.

Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.

So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x

“Chris is a sick cunt”

by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022

Chris Robilliard

Talking head and functional know it all.

Hey mate your acting like a true Chris Robilliard! I just took a a massive CB! This food tastes like Chris Robilliard!

by LMTV September 12, 2022

Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down

Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!

by CusinFurry September 14, 2022

Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.

Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...

by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022

chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy

person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"

by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022