national boy friend day

National boy friend day will be on august 8th to celebrate your boy friend and how great they are and how much they are appreciated unless they are a controlling bitch

Keisha~hey what's today michelle~its national boy friend day 💖💖

by Jaida Beard 😬 August 1, 2020

E-Boy Cow Cult

A cult ran by 4 E-Boys that play Minecraft whilst wearing a cow head. The superior cult and the members of it will cri for the rest of eternity. They sing TikTok songs nonstop and probably are aged 9. Seriously tho, if you get jumped by these peeps you are practically dead.

Person 1: mum who are they?????
Mum: oh it's nobody, we'll be fine

Jonas: hey
Flamin: hey
Goofy: hey
Icee: hey
Sydney: hey
Soft: hey
Helena: hey
Lys: hey
*next day*
son and daughter murdered in alleyway by the E-Boy Cow Cult

by le uwu king August 11, 2020

Riri best boy <3

Just riri. i love him with my entire heart and he deserves the whole world cuz he

the sweetest lil boy on earth.

Riri?

Riri best boy <3!!!!

by minimimi2s September 2, 2020

Panera Bread Trash Boy

A Panera Bread Trash Boy is someone that lives in their parent’s basement, playing call of duty and other video games all day. They are addicted to Panera Bread. They tend to use cheat codes on call of duty because they do not have the mental capacity to work hard to win. These tend to be high schoolers that take remedial classes, not because they were born remedial but because they are so damn lazy to study because mall they do is sit on their ass’s all day playing call of duty and trash talking other people twitch pages. They also hate Au Bon Pain which is the far more superior brand then Panera Bread.

Panera Bread.

Oh no, this dude and his gang used cheat codes to beat me on call of duty, this must be Panera bread trash boys.

by Coca Cola Lover September 5, 2020

Build more school, boy.

a phrase used by parents/teacher to discredit their children/student who fails to do or submit their assignment/homework - reckoned they spent much time playing Cityville game in facebook.

note: school is one of municipal building in CityVille. And building a school is one of the goals.

Daniel: Sir, I've lost my scientific calculator, last night.
Teacher: Build more school, boy.

by sparklingzimbabwe March 15, 2011

Blacked out big boy

Sum who drinks a twelve pack of bud ice and smokes a bowl of fire nugget then blacks the fuck out and pisses all over the couch.

Dude look at that blacked out big boy he pissed all over ur couch man kick his ass.

by SilkyJohnston October 10, 2011

Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023