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I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing
friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"
by K87 November 20, 2009
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Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.
Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025
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FORGET-ME-NAZI

An ex-lover or friend who is fanatically dedicated to holding on and refusing to let go.
My ex-boyfriend of six years is a total FORGET-ME-NAZI who still expects a nightly phone call from me!
by Claudia Hoarfrost July 4, 2018
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use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.
by onewindows November 17, 2020
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U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.
person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*
by Mopeyy May 16, 2021
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Choke me anna

When a north indian girl falls in love with a south indian nigger typically older than her, mostly because she has no other option due to her college being in chennai or something
I think i have fallen for you suryatheja reddy. Choke me anna!
by Naaliha July 1, 2024
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