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You don't know shit about fuck

An extreme way to invalidate a person's opinion. It's a hardcore dis meant to bring the person it's directed at to complete silence.
Marven: This war is like fucking awesome yo!
Shanaynay: You don't know shit about fuck,asshole.
Marven:....................well damn.
by Crazyspirit November 8, 2007
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The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
I believe you have my stapler
by Yeggi June 1, 2006
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Can you meet me halfway

to meet someone halfway of the journey
by canyoumeetmehalfway January 5, 2010
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If Young Metro Don't Trust You

Originating from "Right Now", this phrase has become a popular meme, manipulated in various ways to signify whether Young Metro (Metro Boomin') approves of something or not. You may have come to seek this definition because others are reluctant to tell you the meaning of this quote and deflect your question by asking whether or not Young Metro trusts you, rather than explaining the quote. This is because they are embarrassed by the meaning of the complete quote. When the whole phrase, "If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you" is used, it is a euphemism for gay sex.

Person A: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: If Metro Boomin' doesn't trust you, I will perform fellatio on you until you cum all over my face.
by BigBlackClock21 June 26, 2016
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How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.
Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019
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Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."
So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!
by octopod May 30, 2006
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