eat me

means that you should eat her pussy

alina: eat me
mateo: with pleasure

by alina xoxo September 26, 2021

bite me

1). Another way of saying "fuck off."
2). a worker drone with father issues says this a lot

Guy: aaawwwwhhhh look at the lil crow *tries to feed it bread crumbs*
darkXwolf17: Bite me.

by 7568ino November 28, 2023

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!

I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!

by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me

i hate nevaeh

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022