Me

Fucking retarded

Who here today?
Person: Me!
Oh ok a fucking retard

by Niggabyte69420 September 2, 2020

Run a Train on me

the act of take a long shit on your lovers body while walking over their body.

person 1: my girl is gonna run a train on me tonight
person 2: dude thats disgusting!

by MakeAmericaGapeAgain October 2, 2016

Don’t khmer to me

The popular online term “Don’t Khmer to me” may not have an exact definition but it boils down to “don’t lie to me” ,“don’t steal from me” or “don’t cheat on me” . This term can often be found during a heated conversation between an outsider and a Khmer person where the outsider typically responds to the Khmer person’s accusation by saying “don’t Khmer to me”.

P1: “Hey, Muay Thai is actually from Cambodia”
P2: “don’t Khmer to me”

by Henry Kissinger July 10, 2025

knocks me sick

common scouse phrase used instead of 'makes me feel sick', 'grosses me out' or 'freaks me out'.

'he knocks me sick'
'nah i can't touch polystyrene it proper knocks me'
'beans genuinely knock me sick'
'just watched that ted bundy thing and it proper knocked me sick'

by L25imm May 10, 2022

Show me your bobbies day

You now have ten minutes to show your boyfriend your bonkers or he wont give u funny medicine anymore

“Hey, it is April 16, Yk, theyou have ten minutes to show me your bobbies day”
“Bet😏”

by Vyper7856 April 15, 2022

me

me, i am the absolute coolest person ever and nobody will ever measure up to my awesomeness. i’m an edgelord with a mental disorder.

someone help me, i’m feeling like i’m better than everyone (i am)

by lesbeau March 21, 2022

Me Me

What children say when they try to say meme.

Kid: DAD I MADE A NEW ME ME!
Dad: What did you say?
Kid: Me Me???
Dad: IT'S BEATING TIME
Kid: OH SHI-*Slapping Noises*

by BOT1games April 20, 2019