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wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.
Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."
by magicdd1 November 27, 2009
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Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Errol's WifeMy Sweet Empress you been running cross my mind recently & I'm so concerned bout

you it's just a feeling we use to get bout each other & all ways went everywhere together we were never apart.I miss you so much words can never explain. You such a good woman Jah know
all the time me wish a me you did marry it still hurts,but I want you to happy.Remember how me family did love you arf,it still bring tears to my eye it tun out dem did right bout the next girl she was never right for me at all she wanted was to show off to say she have a nice looking man. She couldn't do nuttin apart from sit down a watch other people business I needed you eena life so could build together I still love you I would do anything just to hold you & wake up next to you again 💕 love you all ways
Errol's Wife My Sweet Jamaican Empress

My Sweet Jamaican Empress I wonder when I'll ever you again, I love you more than words can say & maybe taking a trip up really soon 😊
by Janet21 March 15, 2023
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Chresanto's wife

Anika @neekstopher / @DoubleRBandzHoe / @neekah_
Hey look i see Anika on my TL thats Chresanto's wife
by RoczWifes143:);) August 31, 2013
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wife dogging

Performing sexual acts with someone else's wife in a public area
totally gave your a wife a good Ol' wife dogging
by Sub to logik on YouTube April 11, 2017
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scouse wife

Secure Copy of a spouse. A lady that is trusted with the heart of the pride.
Have you heard that Chaka's Scouse wife sings like Billie Eilish.

Did you know that Chaka's Scouse wife is five by five like Eliza Dushku?

Chaka's Scouse wife is hilarious like Taylor Tomlinson!
by SU#D# January 20, 2022
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man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
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yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!
“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”
by oneuspaved September 12, 2021
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