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Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom
by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016
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well quit it!

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.

Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.
Original:

Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!

In a dramatic situation:

Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!
mugGet the well quit it!mug.

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.
Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.
by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011
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Spike Wells

Spike Wells has a residence in Los Angeles for his conjugal family.
by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020
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Mineral wells meth pipe

The “mineral wells meth pipe” is a disgusting sex act involving two people,where one person inserts a meth pipe into the others anus and then sucks through their mouth to take a hit
Person A: yo dude I just gave my girl the meanest mineral wells meth pipe
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George Wells

Chicken burglar/robber

Smells of the victims

AKA Zeus by the mandem
Oh shit it’s George wells, hide the KFC
mugGet the George Wellsmug.

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