Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.
Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
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Man: Who are you
Woman: Oh you remember..
Man: What?!
Woman: Baby don't you remember the chapel.
Man: Huh?
Woman :Your probably still drunk.
Man: Where am i
Woman: Las Vegas
Man :that explains it.
Woman: Oh you remember..
Man: What?!
Woman: Baby don't you remember the chapel.
Man: Huh?
Woman :Your probably still drunk.
Man: Where am i
Woman: Las Vegas
Man :that explains it.
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A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.
Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
by ewesome22 December 11, 2011
Get the Vegan mug.An adjective given to a very risky attempt at any action, refering to the cities infamous gambling, can have positive or negative connotation depending on inflection...
by RAddisonJones September 28, 2005
Get the Vegas mug.Vegan's Law states that as notes/replies on a post on a social network site grow and more heated (hi Tumblr), it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will make a mocking comparison to vegans, to which a vegan will almost inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to play holier-than-thou in relation to meat-eaters. When the latter occurs, the vegan guilty of invoking Vegan's Law has effectively forfeited their dignity.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
Not to be confused with the game "Spot the Vegan". This essentially concerns the increasing likelihood of Spot the Vegan occurring.
My Tumblr dashboard is ridiculous, but it's funny sometimes since I'll often see posts about racism or sexism turn into "Spot the Vegan". It's great how these children love to invoke Vegan's Law.
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