Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.

by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020

Canadian Booty trap

To put hot sauce in a condom to “trap” someone from stealing your sperm.

Joe decided to deploy a Canadian booty trap to keep a crazy gold digger from taking his money.

by Crazydudemanbro January 14, 2022

Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022

serial killer trait

A person's serial killer trait is something people will look back on for explanation in the event that they become a serial killer.

Person 1: Did I ever tell you that I brush my teeth with two hands?
Person 2: Ew, no that's so weird. That's your serial killer trait!

by shawke March 8, 2023

Fur-st Trap

When someone puts a picture of them and a dog on their dating profile.

YOU: How are you getting so many likes on Tinder?
ME: I used that picture of me and Fido as a Fur-st Trap.

by oohaahjoshua October 13, 2023

Catalonian Tractor Prank

Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls

Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old

K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009