Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

by the filthy hebrew December 8, 2009

Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

by breeski December 16, 2010

Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.

Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.

Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.

by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007

electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".

"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."

by doomed one April 24, 2008

dusty towel

When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.

"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"

by Dusty146 November 6, 2013

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016