Tommy Shriggly'd

The undesirable resultant condition of 'getting a little clap' from a partner following a period of fornication / Becoming diagnosed with gonorhea following sexual activity.

'Damn she nasty! I hope I don't get Tommy Shriggly'd!'

by WaterIsBadForYou April 5, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Tommy Bahama

A beverage one partakes in that has an original owner that is not themselves. Much like a Tommy Bahama beach chair that someone brings to the beach or an event that inevitability is sat in by a secondary party.

When we’re done at the pool, I’m gonna finish up all the Tommy Bahamas our crew leaves behind.

by Mike Garrick May 9, 2024

Tommy

Someone who should ask the person they like out

Tommy : becca will you go out with me

Becca : yes

by T-T. November 25, 2021

Tommy

SMALL dick

Tommy has a Small dick

by JJcoolJJCool December 2, 2021

Tommy Man

The man wit the most Tommy Hilfiger in the gc.

Ex. 1upsid_ is the tommy man cause i got tommy towels, tommy gym bags, tommy boxers, tommy cologne, tommy shirts, tommy jeans, tommy socks, tommy gloves, tommy beanies.

by Mr.Bitchs December 2, 2021

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024