The ancient phallic symbol of male virility, used today as a means of providing comfort and validation to sentimental wussies.
by Masterofnom September 27, 2019
Get the thumbs up mug.A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
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That person is a thumper
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Get the Thompsoned mug.Awarding a positive or "thumbs-up" rating to a content creator's video as well as subscribing to their channel. This may be the best way to express your appreciation or support of an online content provider without spending money.
"Did you see Jessica posted a 30-minute rant about the end of the latest Star Wars movie on YouTube?"
"I did, actually. It wasn't just a rant, it was a downright condemnation to everyone who worked on the film. Surprisingly hilarious to see how upset she gets. Had to thumbscribe."
"No doubt. I can't wait till she posts her next video!"
"I did, actually. It wasn't just a rant, it was a downright condemnation to everyone who worked on the film. Surprisingly hilarious to see how upset she gets. Had to thumbscribe."
"No doubt. I can't wait till she posts her next video!"
by VexPSN February 1, 2020
Get the Thumbscribe mug.N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.
Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020
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