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Duvey Nap

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap
by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025
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toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012
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Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022
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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 5, 2010
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Crosswalk Nap

n.

A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.
by HST Wannabe March 25, 2013
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Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.
by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017
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Map-nap

A nap taken during geography class. Can be used during a geography unit.
I didn't sleep last night so I'll have a map-nap in geography.
by Me2and3 November 8, 2012
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