Kevin Waltman

Bacon connoisseur and inventor of the Butter Patch. AKA Pepperoni, the Baconator, Sad Kevin, or Happy Kevin.

see also bacon

That Kevin Waltman...he's one bacon lovin', butter melting hunk of man!

by The Shiny Apple May 20, 2011

Kevin Nguyen

The Asian equivalent to "Chad"

Oh my, look at Kevin Nguyen over there. I hope he invites us to his table.

by toms1972 January 07, 2022

Stupid Kevin

A flipper who shits in his own watering hole.

Stupid Kevin is at it again!

by Jimjohnson52247 August 15, 2018

kevin max

Brilliant singer/writer/songwriter/poet.
One-third of super-huge Christian group, DC Talk.

See also: best singer in the universe

"Wow, Bono is almost as good as Kevin Max."

by H-T July 21, 2004

Kevin Federline

White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.

Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree

by Wapanese are so not welcome in Japan June 01, 2005

Kevin Durant

A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.

Oh shit! Is that Kevin Durant in those bushes?!?

by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018

Filthy Kevin

A dish that consists of two hamburger buns covered in ground beef with spices. A specialty in Idaho, known for making you filthy while you eat it.

"Shit man, this Filthy Kevin is especially meaty today."

by verity89 August 24, 2018