A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008
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Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
Get the Bullshit in a Box mug.An innovative monetization scheme (think skinner box) where you create a digital trading platform to sell digital currency to people in such a way that the person who creates the box, will never lose money. Buy-in fees, buy-out fees, and transactional fees. The only way a user can avoid losing money, is from a third party buying-in.
(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.
A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.
(Creator never pay more than what they "earned.") He who creates the box controls the flow of money into the system, regulate the flow of money out of the system, control the exchange value of their own proprietary currency, controls the algorithms that change the value of said currency, and the fees between each user to user trade.
A strange cross between pyramid scheme and multilevel marketing, only avoiding those definitions by technicalities.
"Dude remember Earth2? Technically not a scam, but lets be honest, it is one, as it even runs on the Isaac Box monetization scheme." -Josh Strife Hayes
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