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Aaron Retard Moment

When you try to explain a left 4 dead 2 Strat to skip a horde but you can't get your point across.
Did you try the new left 4 dead Strat yet? No its like the Aaron Retard Moment!
by FarletFOX November 11, 2023
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Aaron

Sex god. Extremely big penis. Would fuck but he's too young.
Damn... he's such an Aaron.
by jtxia February 7, 2021
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Aaron

A very loyal, kind, handsome and trustworthy man. He is friends with everyone, even when people don’t like him he’s not bothered, Aaron’s are funny an can always make you smile even when you don’t want to, he’s all about one girl more than anything. He’s faithful and does not even pay a lick of attention to other girls. To him, if he’s dating or in a relationship he’s girl is his world. He is sweet, and laid back. Also well hung down stairs, If you have an Aaron, dont let him go, because you will always be the happiest girl on the planet. He is the perfect man, and is your soulmate.
Damm you got a Aaron, don’t let that one go
by Syler gray November 21, 2021
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Aaron

Now if you've ever hurt one think about how he's felt.

An Aaron can be many people. But...he is for sure an amazing guy that can usually get taken for granted. What he lacks in looks, he makes up for in having an extremely massive sized penis that hits a girl's pussy so hard her grandchildren can feel it. Most of the time Aarons can be quiet. That's because they are usually thinking about the dumbest shit, ways to better themselves, or nothing at all. Aarons also need a lot love because that's what they are consistently giving back. If you hurt an Aaron, his Aaron niggas will be there to try and help him. Basically you should get yourself an Aaron cause you can't find most of them. And when you do they usually are really sweet guys that are left in the cold. Aaron may or may not tell you he loves you just as fast as he is to slip his penis into your tight asshole. For some reason an Aaron can only range from Borderline ugly to Fairly cute. Either way they work their way to your heart and hold onto it as long as you aren't willing to let them go
Virgin Girl: Aaron, oh my daddy. I've never had one of you before so please be gentle on my exteremely wet and super tight pussy.
by AnalVirginityStealer February 14, 2018
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Aaron Heath

An Aaron Heath is often prone to being obese
Did you see him he was a bloody Aaron Heath
by derekk glasses June 8, 2022
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Cheyenne and aaron

Did u hear about that couple?

You mean Cheyenne and Aaron
Yes them there gonna last forever
by Melalele April 3, 2022
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Aaron

charming boy who will always be there for you no matter what, he will never leave your side and will make you the happiest person her.
he's caring kind and gentle, u must keep him forever and always cherish him
I'm so jealous u have an Aaron in your life
by aferfewg\ December 10, 2022
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