Rusty Dalton: The act of explosively pooping your pants after you pass out from drinking and eating hot wings while sadly watching the playoffs knowing your team lost another playoff game.
Dude, i was so hammered last night watching another playoff loss, I woke up to a Rusty Dalton
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
Bro, i passed out watching the game and woke up to a Rusty Dalton all over my couch.
by Giant Igle April 18, 2016
Get the rusty daltonmug. When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"
by annoyasaurus November 22, 2013
Get the Rusty Thumbonimug. Is when your tiddy humping your girlfriend, but only in reverse so she can lick your butthole at the same time.
by Badapple187 September 9, 2021
Get the Rusty Cowboymug. by CheekClapper2000 September 25, 2022
Get the Rusty Kylemug. A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
by Pheenis January 6, 2017
Get the rusty alligatormug. by The_coolest_swaggiest_guy August 12, 2021
Get the Rusty Cherrymug. When you do anal with a female and rub the leftover shit on your cock around and on her minge, making it rusty brown.
by bathtub69 March 9, 2020
Get the Rusty Mingemug.