Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.

So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked

by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025

smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."

by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022

Prog Hog

Someone obsessed with Raid Progress, to the exclusion of all other social hangouts.

Especially apt term for someone who is obsessed despite often having a miserable time.

Keeyn's such a Prog Hog, they are suffering through another hour of this raid before they come hang with the gang.

by DxTrog October 8, 2022

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Hog's Pocket

The vagina of an overweight lady
Typically when the stomach overhangs the genital region
Fat bird's fanny

"See that girl there, she defo has a hog's pocket"

by Hoglover69 July 23, 2021

Hog me up

Eating a live pig, while stroking a pillow pet

(Person #1) Hey lets go hog me up.
(Person #2) Well I have a live pig, but I don’t have a pillow pet.

by Groogy poogy May 6, 2018