Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

by drunkiness May 26, 2013

ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 March 02, 2016

Stink ham

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

by ozgood690p June 16, 2009

yam and ham

When something super dope just happened.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."

Brosef: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brosef's friend: Nice! I been makin' serious gains!

Brosef: Yam and ham!

by Britt_ April 06, 2015

Ham Editor

A 100000000000000x better version of Hammer World Editor made by VOLVo, invented by saismee the pig.
It literally doesn't corrupt your maps like Hammer does, instead it maps for you!!
And the maps are beautiful, like sexy Jiafei products from China!

(Note: You do need to own Aperture Science Ham Labor to use this program)

A: YO did you hear about ham editor?
B: I don't want to live anymore...

by Enderek0 January 04, 2022

Ham Wild

To go wild like a ham sandwich or smt i forgor

Doo doo head: That party was ham wild
Sex master: Thanks, now i know it was wild like a turkey sandwich
doo doo head: youŕe a moron

by yuri (the rock) tarded April 26, 2023