Fapi grande

When you jerk off in a Starbucks.

I stopped by Starbucks for a quick mochachino and a fapi grande.

by Ms Chenandler Bong October 23, 2022

Grand Architect

The almighty creator of the multiverse, a cosmic being with unfathomable power and knowledge, elevated higher than God who only controls and create one universe at a time.

The Grand Architect can be found as one of the gods in Hinduism, of which, is a match for Shaggy.

The Grand Architect created God

by 1m1m0 June 01, 2023

grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 09, 2010

chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 09, 2018

Grand

G

When Flo Thinks Bob Could Say “Grand or G” for a Good Dollar

by MayDayMeh June 01, 2018

Grand

An expression to default to when someone asks how you're feeling and you can't be bothered explaining to them how you feel

Person 1 : Hey how are you doing
Person 2 (inside mind) *having an intense mental breakdown*
Person 2 (Vocally) : I'm grand

by Edmaster. January 24, 2021

Grand

A sick cunt who is the sickest of them all grand has no eyes and eats the dog pies

Grand is cool

by MoistLester October 23, 2017