uncooked bacon

Scraggley ass white bitch.

Ex. My man Tarell left me for some second class uncooked bacon ass ho.

by UncookedBacon February 27, 2016

nathan bacon

A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.

Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.

by BeardedViking95 May 30, 2016

slapping bacon

A slang word for sex

Used as a inuendo for high school or college age kids

Eric:Hey Tyler are you gonna get freaky with Angelica tonight
Tyler: Yes we're gonna netflix and chill the get to slapping bacon

by Jellyp2020 March 2, 2016

bacon sandwitch

where two cops are following you,but one is in front and the other is behind you.usually resulting in geting pulled over at the same time.

o shit we got bacon in tha front and ham in tha back,hide tha shit!!!!bacon sandwitch!

by jholloway February 15, 2010

bacon bit

A large chunk of earwax that can randomly fall out from the ear canal, closely resembling a bacon bit.

As the mistress reached for the wine, a bacon bit fell from her ear into the chicken platter.

by Mama Mott January 30, 2019

Barry Bacon

Barry Bacon is a very idiotic guy. He is also normally a bully. If you see someone bullying someone, then you should call the bully Barry Bacon

That Barry Bacon is mean and always bullies everyone else, mostly Robert Petta-Fairbank

by DopiestCashew January 8, 2018

Bacon head

Bacon bonse is a nonse. Bacon head is an equivalent, also a paedophile.

Dirty bacon head, dirty sex case.

by Afcdon78 June 3, 2018