Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011

The Summer Bummer

When every August, September, and October before harvest time, it was impossible to get dope until the bales would arrive in December.

Ah fuck the summer bummer

by darealslimshady6969 June 18, 2011

Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

head boy summer

whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.

"Want to go to Rickstein's on Saturday night?"
"I'm breaking up with you"
"fuck it HEAD BOY SUMMER"

by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023

Summer vs Fall

A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…

Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!

Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring

Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

summer raine ashley

kindest sweetest person ever. id give up anything and everything to hug them once. they mean so much to me and they're the best thing that's ever happened to me 💗

summer raine ashley has the softest voice ever fr. they should start a podcast.

by claywhore March 10, 2023

Summer Breeze

The act of farting while getting Fellatio.

When the wife raises her head.

“Was that a summer breeze?”

by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023