ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

by iikii July 24, 2016

Ham Wild

To go wild like a ham sandwich or smt i forgor

Doo doo head: That party was ham wild
Sex master: Thanks, now i know it was wild like a turkey sandwich
doo doo head: youŕe a moron

by yuri (the rock) tarded April 26, 2023

Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019

fat ham

Very slick and laidback Cool and natural born hustler

Fat ham a slick mf

by Jojo1654 July 16, 2017

Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019