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Steamy Sailor

When you dress up as a sailor. Then proceed to go inside of a sauna room with other men. Once inside you yell: "All hands on the poop deck!" Then turn around with your rear end facing the men. Unclip the flap that covers your butt. Then diarrhea shit all over the other men. After you're done shitting, turn around and cum all over their faces. Then, once done, salute them and then leave the sauna, as if nothing ever happened.
Jonny: "Did you hear what Kevin did?"

Josh: "No, what'd he do?"

Jonny: "He fucking steamy sailored five guys!!"

Josh: "No fucking way, that is so boss!"
by Denis Montgomery October 6, 2011
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steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.
Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!
by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012
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Steam

Steam has two definitions.
1: Common, non-scientific name for water vapour.
2: An online games store renowned for it's frequent sales and deals.
Definition One
Inventor: "I've had an idea, I will use steam to power trains!"
Guy: "Dude, that's so 18th Century."
Definition two:
Guy: "Steam summer sale is here! Woo!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but, I would also like to eat."
by Sulphuric_Glue December 13, 2014
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steamy marshmallow

A steamy marshmallow is when you acquire one ejaculations worth of semen mix with 4 tablespoons of water get to a boil, then pour sample onto significant others back and give them a third degree burn.
by Swaglan December 9, 2015
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Steam rape

Steam rape is when you leave your computer and you forgot to log off your Steam account and someone decides to fuck around with it.
The most popular things that people do when it comes to Steam rape is - Changing profile picture, changing Steam profile description, texting friends
Person 1 - Hey, Bob forgot to log off his Steam account
Person 2 - Ay lmao, let's Steam rape him!
by StickyGamez May 25, 2016
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Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.
Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.
by fignutz1 July 21, 2016
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steamy burrito

Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.
"Dude I just got a steamy burrito last night !"
by Thesexcorrdinator December 1, 2016
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