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When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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The Statue.

What Crayton knows not.
by Abzydan December 10, 2021
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Statue

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."
by Anglo Guy June 06, 2022
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Statue

A basic daft introverted human being
You're such a statue!
by Pigush December 24, 2021
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The *BEST* Script Showcaser
BABE! Statue just posted a script showcase 😍
by statued February 17, 2024
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Statue

A statue is which is most of the time made of stone. A frozen sculptured piece of stone, mainly to honor someone from a past life that has done something spectacular and helped the world in some way; important people, or icons that were greatly admired by people.
Person 1: Hey you see that statue it looks super familiar!
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
by _definitions4u March 16, 2019
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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 02, 2010
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