High speed dirt

The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.

"Oh no, she's coming round in three minutes!"
"You better take a high speed dirt"

by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008

web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.

shit this web speed makes this be slow motion

by marco June 25, 2004

web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

delly speed

from the latin meaning fish aroma

has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman

friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going

by me1 September 9, 2005

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 January 8, 2008

High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010