skeet

Running away from your father. Mostly because they want to beat you, or ask for money for beer.

"Yeah, sometimes you just skeet away from your father."

by TheTruthWizardAlsoDadComeHome February 1, 2019

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.

I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.

by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024

skeet

when someone cumss all over your girl

skeet skeet motherfucker

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.

Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.

by soggy_pete September 9, 2020

skeet tray

A promiscuous woman with whom ejaculate is destined for the epidermis as to ensure no fertilization of her slutty ass eggs.

I pulled out and nutted on that skeet tray’s back.

by My handle is… October 25, 2018

skeet crease

The crease between the upper thigh and pelvis area of a female. This crease is noticeable when the leg is bent.

You see her skeet crease in that picture.

by LilBigGuy July 1, 2021

Skeeted

To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.

Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.

by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023