Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 16, 2009

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5 Second Cook

Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.

For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.

by TehKingz August 7, 2010

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10 second hot

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a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.

Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.

by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011

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good enough for seconds

A person that's good enough for seconds is tolerable or appealing enough that you would sleep with them more than once, but you wouldn't consider dating them regularly.

She's good enough for seconds and all, but fuck dating her. She's kind of a bitch.

by Lithane September 5, 2010

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