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Freak Show Fat

Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.

You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.

Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.
"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."
by Chauncy M. April 22, 2010
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Show Chow Pow

The ritualistic act of waking up with your significant other and proceeding to shower, eat breakfast, and fuck; hence show chow pow.

Note: The order in which these activities is completed is dependent on personal preference. If you want to be clean before a bang then the classic show chow pow is ideal.
Gal: "Honey, you awake?"
Guy: "Meh"
Gal: "Honey!?"
Guy: "Babe, I'm trying to sleep."
Gal: "Ugh. Fine. I just thought you might want to show chow pow?" (rolls over)
Guy: "Let's fuckin' do it!"
by E-slice and Styleee January 22, 2010
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Jolly Good Show

British slang for when a group of people throw several live grenades and fireworks into someone’s house for the purpose of a common prank.
“Hey let’s go prank Jimmy with a Jolly Good Show!”
by Queenlad21 June 8, 2021
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the Red Green Show

A real man's show
That's all I can say
The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man
by Mike January 20, 2005
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show your boobs

A community on Livejournal that features many fat and ugly women getting naked and posting pictures of their disgusting breats.

Also contains a plethora of men posting photos of their penises; which are usually small and/or misshapen.

While there is about a 10% margin of hot women who post here, the majority are either extremely obese or extremely ugly. Or both.

No one can tell these people how disgusting they are, due to the community rule of "positive comments only", so many horny/ugly/deperate men comment that these girls are beautiful, thus inspiring them to become inflated in the ego and post more nauseating photos.
That last girl who posted in "show your boobs" was a total butterface!

If her nipples were eyes, she'd be watching the floor all the time!
by boobie lover April 24, 2004
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dog and pony show

A demonstration or proof of concept (often done for a client) to prove the product works as sold or to show how a design on paper looks once actually built. May or may not be a waste of time. Used in the special effects industry among many others.
I have a Dog and Pony show for the director this afternoon. He wants to see how the exploding car rig looks on film.
by Victor Reiner October 3, 2006
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The Dean Blundell Show

Morning show of 102.1 The Edge in Toronto, Canada. Most popular morning show in the GTA.

Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.

A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Guy 1: I was listening to the Dean Blundell Show this morning and I started laughing so hard I almost hit the guard rail.

Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.
by DBS Fan July 25, 2010
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