Rusty Thumboni

When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.

"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"

by annoyasaurus November 22, 2013

Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

rusty steel

Excessively ginger person's freckled penis

Is that a dagger i see before me .. oh no its your rusty steel ...

by Sausage time August 29, 2015

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015

rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.

We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.

by Carisatgewise October 12, 2015

Rusty Elmo

The act of Eppz Dee'ing a fellow human being, who is clueless to the ways of the world, also known as a "fuckboi"

That Eppzy just got Rusty Elmo'd XD

by Dehzarious September 15, 2016

Rusty paw

When a man is fingering a woman in the butthole and he takes his finger out and it has poop on it

Trace got a rusty paw after a dirty session with his girl friend

by Draymond McPipe October 4, 2016